:: 2003 11 March :: 4.23 pm
:: Mood: bored
:: Music: Everlasting Love… Rex Smith and Rachel Sweet (My feet are asleep and i refuse to get up to change
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finally on break.. at least, that’s what you would think i’d be saying? no, not really. i’m so spastic. you’d think, too, that i could concentrate on this for at least a solid month, instead of speckly bits all through the winter.

so i’ve never been more bored in my entire life.. but the last time was… february ninth? are you (am i) fucking serious? oh dear god. so i got the muffin, the life is perfect. i don’t know what to say or where to begin. never been happier, these are the best days of our lives.. no, no no. not when everlasting love is playing on the nearest baltimore lite-mix station.

-sex is confusion, chemical alterations and love bubbles over in the microwave

-conor’s still horny. i need help with this one.

-i won’t cheat i won’t and there’s a sex god in the world i’m going to sleep tonight [but]

-the chapel hill gang stole my fun

-i can’t wait for beaver creek

and:

Elbies14: MIKE!!!!
Elbies14: isabelisabelisabel
Elbies14: YAY = BREAK
Elbies14: YAY = SPECIAL EDITION LUCKY CHARMS WITH 3 NEW SHAMROCK MARSHMALLOW PIECES
Elbies14: ****extreme boredom —> cannot wait to go to colorado****
Elbies14: +++ all aluminum brownies
Elbies14: miss ross; bad
ross drunk; good
ross drunk with parker murphy jake isaiah; fun
drunk while in pool; bad
ApatheticGod*** signed off at 4:23:52 PM.

AND THEN:

Elbies14: i hate spring break
Gah oO by *04: why
Elbies14: i want to go back to school
Gah oO by *04: why..
Elbies14: because ive never been more bored in my entire life
Gah oO by *04: go do something
Elbies14: LIKE WHAT?
Gah oO by *04: hang out with friends
Gah oO by *04: get high
Elbies14: no friends no weed
Elbies14: all my friends are in excuela

ENSUITE:

Bassman*7: lucy i love you

Bassman*7: -conor
Elbies14: bari there too?
Bassman*7: nope
Elbies14: i love you
Bassman*7: thanks
Elbies14: where are you guys?
Bassman*7: -ned
Elbies14: hehe
Bassman*7: my place
Bassman*7: -ned
Elbies14: which is? in princeton
Bassman*7: uh, kinda
Elbies14: i am? mad envy in a can
Bassman*7: this is conor now
Bassman*7: dooda
Elbies14: conor. where is the fun?
Elbies14: I CANNOT FIND THE FUN
Elbies14: IT IS GONE
Bassman*7: da fun is in between your thighs
Elbies14: laaa di da
Elbies14: (sighs)
Elbies14: you’re the one whos always so vehement that masturbation is about as much fun as a bowl of cereal
Bassman*7: oh it is
Bassman*7: -ned
Elbies14: tell me tell me tehres got to be somethign amazing, please pease please
Elbies14: you HAVE to have done somerhing really cool
Elbies14: FAX ME THE FUN
Elbies14: thats a good screen name…
Bassman*7: um
nope
Elbies14: i dont have any creativity left
Elbies14: it fell asleep
Elbies14: i tried to draw
Elbies14: i fell asleep
Bassman*7: FUCK ME
Elbies14: i’m telling you that i’m actually glad i’m not in newjersey
Elbies14: because i think i just might
Bassman*7: awesome
Elbies14: awesome—————>very bad ending
Elbies14: AUGHHHH!!!!
Elbies14: I WANT TO GO TO CHAPEL HILL
Bassman*7: hehehe
Elbies14: oh no its NOT funny
Elbies14: i am
Elbies14: listening
Elbies14: to
Elbies14: EVERLASTING LOVE.
Elbies14: (vomits on shoes)
Elbies14: the cleaning lady has hijacked the stereo system…

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NEWS FLASH: after careful thought, i have decided that i have no idea what kind of love is the way in which i love ross. now wasn’t that worthwhile?