Beat Down that Double Stamper: Coffee House Appropriate Monday, Sep 27 2004 

:: 2004 27 September :: 1.23 am
:: Mood: grumbly (the tummy)
:: Music: Mogwai, Waltz for Aidan
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so – conor. maryland. what do i even say about that?

attempt #1: oh, my god.

gah. i can’t even talk about it right now. this is 11:54 on sunday night live with lucy b. saner, who has not yet begun a single homework assignment. in fact, she is not even sure what classes she has tomorrow.

(checking)

hoooooly shit.

to the right side of the xylaphone, today was autumn and wonderful. it was like the weekends of the gunston fall fair; only with less lacrosse paraphernalia and no hot dog stand. i woke up feeling particularly disgusting, not having brushed my teeth or taken off my sneakers. i was still wearing my backpack. i scrubbed myself to death and drip-dried on our concrete floor, enjoying my roommate’s absence. shockingly, she had neglected to tell me that her birthday was approaching, so when i turned into the hallway last night and saw my door plastered with HAPPY BIRTHDAY on construction paper, i was too late – she had gone to see the flipper midget in cleveland. i located the venerable mr. duff hulking around the yearbook room and we sat, unmotivated, for a while until margaret desassaure stepped on us.

we took will to the acme and stocked up on jones for the chieftan fridge; perhaps i will pick up a grocery bagger for my sadie’s date.. the other option being ben. how do i feel about that? i don’t even know when this thing is. november = azure ray. ans=conor. rosser=god.

i took off my sneakers and slid my feet around the floors when we got to coffee
on main.. margaret gave me hot water for the tea bag i stole from ellsworth. i am a subpar clich¨¦. the women reading their tarot cards in the corner were looking at us enviously, shuffling their deck and adjusting their waistbands, and i had to remind them that high school is ridiculous and bad for the health. william biked to yaki’s for eel/avodcado and miso, which are, as of yet, the only effective symptom-medicants i can find. again i find myself in debt, and as soon as i get the street-change to finance a hold-up on the R&R Ventures headquarters for my last paycheck, i am taking you all for Party Roll. i despise taco bell.

anna liu has cupcakes and one of them must be mine. when i was very young i went to jamie brockway’s fourth birthday party, and once the other children had gone into the living room for party favors, i stayed behind to eat everyone’s left over cake. the new cake album countdown begins.

it is now late – ben has a hurricaine, and i have a french test. tomorrow, once again, i McDuff for breakfast, and the horrible empitness subsides.

sickness: i have been stumbling around all week long with an inch of deep space barrier between my brain and my head. i have a fever to beat the band, and my body is probably turning light blue. i’m pretty sure i’ll break myself if i continue trying to sprint on ¡Ü5 hour sleeps. in other news, athletics are the devil. i require a non-culturespecific manifestation of chicken noodle.

Teryaki Sirry to Have Wall – Sushi Behind Wall!? Is Sirry. Sunday, Sep 26 2004 

:: 2004 26 September :: 11.24 pm
:: Mood: in pain
:: Music: Azure Ray, Displaced
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the vampire bites have been oiled with cinnamon and CVS-brand toasted vanilla. my mother is at home with her sweaters and my little sister at Rachel’s house, finishing a project on colonial beeswax candle-making. sounds nearly as messy as sadie’s is turning out to be.

ben was home this weekend. i saw him across the gym at the dad’s club party and flew at him . like a delighted bat out of hell. clutched his hand all evening long. just good, wonderful to see him. he is different from reserve…

major weekend accomplishments:

-annotated ong library copy of rules of attraction
-signed, which was AS ALWAYS great fun*
-finished devilish U.S. paper by noon
-snuck into case law library to obtain acceptable wifi by 3:00
-found sadie’s dress, although still much discrepancy over date
-downloaded MILLIONS of songs with holiday inn internet
-had nice dinner with parents (underrated) and ben at waters, with drunken jewish wedding party and over-glossy homecomers
-biscuitivity

major failures:

-margaret and will’s anniversary present (once a package of shrek twinkies, but upon delivery a big green squooshy lump of soggy bread product)

schauer has pictures.. oscar is permanantly affixed to the sleeve of william’s sweatshirt and dragging itself through chair spokes. this week will be blissfully short – there is a promise of coloring, signing, halloween, permission slips, and my new friend. all of which excite me. now – to the desassaure refrigerator.

(annotation: things that piss me off: everyone going signing without me. let it be known that i am integral to signing. i feel unappreciated.)

Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam Sunday, Sep 26 2004 

:: 2004 26 September :: 11.24 pm
:: Mood: melancholy
:: Music: Azure Ray, November
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Honk if you are sexy
John McKay
To: Robert Duff; Jennifer Bacon; Erica Zwisler; Asa Peller; Carol Santoro; Jeana Rifici; David Schauer-West; Lucy B. Saner; Jay Giller; Trevor Pollack; Carolyn Greiner; Aleque Coulter; OlandA@wra.net
Cc:

Hudson Democrats is having a rally this Saturday. I know this is Mid-Fall Break and a lot of boarders probably will not be on campus, but if anyone is interested in going with Duff, Me, and West (that’s David’s sexy new detective nickname that I gave him, very suave, no?) than please let us know. We can meet on the Ellsworth patio at 12:30 and then walk to the center of town. We are a family, so we will act like one. We will be holding up signs and getting people to honk at our amazing bodies. It lasts from 1-2 and you’ll get to see lots of pissed off Hudson conservatives yelling things out of their cars like “screw you middle class, Bush tax cuts save me more money than you’ll see in your lifetime you poor liberal”, or they might just give you a dirty look.

As an added bonus, you’ll get to see Duff and I dressed up as Elephant warriors with swords and loin cloths….so if anyone wants to join us…..yeah….that’d be really hot.

Toodles

Hmph. where is my name, jon? huh? where is my name?!

bluephile x: I couldn’t believe it
bluephile x returned at 10:14:36 PM.
bluephile x: I thought all swing voters were just faking it

paul thomas is a swing voter. i will devote my life to stencils. ben is coming home. dr. dyer’s charles announcement made me wish i could tap him on the shoulder and say something meaningful. but what? “ben and i. um. he sat on the bed, and held charles’ hands. they talked about pretty girls and art school.” so, maintain silence, and continue stocking the headmaster’s beverage cooler. schauer and lucy and emmet of doublestuf made more pretty signs tonight; i have no time for templates or U.S. -

i have misplaced ali and can no longer find anyone to make fun of my noises. sunny-side up side being that emmet and lucy are extraordinarily hopeful, what with tea [[and . a somewhat bungled hello to rachel. but i tried.]] and MASH. it has been the goal for such a long time to transform, in eachother’s presence, into intellectuals sticky with naivety.

i guess.

shes not asleep: i don’t know how you carry on sucessful romances!
Big Jar of Salsa: haha
Big Jar of Salsa: i don’t…….!
Big Jar of Salsa: no, this one is pretty sucessful. it’s just a matter of finding someone who appreciates the idiocy
Big Jar of Salsa: but they exist, oh they exist.
shes not asleep: success is ENTIRELY relative.
shes not asleep: it is alright. i went to lunch expecting chicken pot floating glop island.. i got a fluffenutter sandwhich.

stop ignoring me, you hippie bastards. come READ. i remember the day in N4 when i was not allowed to touch the grimm storybook. what were they trying to delay?

bullshit claim of the day
Big Jar of Salsa: i don’t really write notes :-(
Big Jar of Salsa: i think i may start
Big Jar of Salsa: i’ve written amy one or two, but on the whole i don’t write very many notes
Big Jar of Salsa: my handwriting is just too silly for note-writing

(disgust.)

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