Czech Plus for Piper and Amaretto – But Why am I Listening to Phish? Thursday, Mar 24 2005 

:: 2005 24 March :: 8.40 am
:: Mood: happy
:: Music: Phish, The Inlaw Josie Wales
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what happens when you take a bevy of pirates from northeast ohio and transplant them to prague?

the answers are finding themselves elusive at 8:41 in the morning – i am going to take a bath and go to florida, where things will begin to clarify themselves. tobias the tour guide, fake currency, jailhouse torte, toothpick aliens, and choir concerts – are these things europe in 2005, or is it simply the layer of dirt that clings to everything in my suitcase? it doesn’t matter. i am spoiled now. i miss this team lufthansa very much, it is like the morning after echo hill when i lay in bed and watched kinderman on pbs and sobbed.

anyone who likes p.g. wodehouse is an automatic pirate.

there are underrated cavemen on the ceiling of st. peter’s stiftskirche – and vikings and flying sheep, as well. i think there is a lot to be said for a girls’ night out in prague; our return trip will revisit the snoot bar and feature a clever masquerade as not americans. but i am not too embarassed, mostly just proud of myself – these are, shortly, new friends. unexpected unexpected unexpected. the infiltration ache is over and i can add – 1 robot, 1 pirate and 1 wench (in the positive, empowered sense), 1 rubik’s cube, and 1 mystery.

[sighs happily] i didn’t see this coming.

Sylvester, the Magic Pebble, and the Dispassionate Masses Sunday, Mar 6 2005 

:: 2005 6 March :: 10.02 am
:: Mood: disheartened
:: Music: Ben Folds, The Luckiest
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gee, i hope the FUCKING SUCK isn’t contagious. i mean, i apologize, but i guess i simply have a set of feelings for the drink-drive populace that are rather inflexible. feelings of murderous exasperation.

PARTICULARLY..

for those of you..

who are better than that.

if you want to have convictions, let me love them. if you want to be fucking dumb, don’t make any promises.

not that you did.

but whatever.